and Bear Mankini
Yup, he’s back and straight into screwing with the Bear’s head by changing his colour.
The rebrand is underway and the Dawg is using his unconventional character to define it.
First on the agenda is something the Bear loathes – brainstorming! Jigsaw design he calls
it and refuses to participate. But then this is the Dawg remember and before you can say Bunnycock
the pair of them are creatively churning inside the box.
It’s sad, and that wanton feline Purrusha is still dancing the night away with those two scurrilous rascels Chisler and Skew.
Of course he didn’t tell the poor old Bear that he’d have to change nappies and feed the empty shell Baby pap.
But hopefully he’ll return to his flock soon – refreshed, enlightened and ready for a major rebrand.
Edifying and mystical experience my arse! I can’t say I blame Purrusha. Can you imagine what this really means.
And how on earth is the Bear going to cope, I mean he can hardly look after himself.
Watch this space as they say!
At dawn on the first day of the new year the Dawg leaves his mortal body and ascends to a higher plain where his spirit is cleansed and purified for 31 days.
The empty shell he leaves behind is lovingly tendered and preserved by his devoted servants so that he may make use of it again when he returns.
It is for them the most edifying and mystical of experiences.
As I work on this new style I sometimes run out of ideas, so to bump start them I do something like this.
And the Dawg would give such a present, it’s entirely in character.
More or less what I expected, an invitation to make a fool of myself. What was it last time? Oh yes, I had to wear a Mankini. OK
if that’s what you want here’s a selection of sunglasses, all tinted and ready to go. Over to you Dawg.
Well well well – the Bear finally found his voice, which is wonderful, but he does see the world through his purple tinted glasses. (Which he actually does own and believes they make him incredibly cool and groovy…….Sigh!)
So whats wrong with his story?
Well nothing actually, as it is quite factual and portrays the stages he mentions quite succinctly but he has left out a whole heap of stuff that I am sure you would find amusing. So Bear, either tell all the stories or I’ll have to do it for you, and you know what will happen if I decide to do that.
PS: did anyone notice the Dawg’s lipstick in the Final Touches sketch below? Be warned, that Bear has got a weird fascination with Willies and constantly needs to be censored .
There it is I’m afraid, my humiliation is far from over. I just wanted to get my side of the story in first, because you will be hearing from him, crazy rantings, deluded paranoia, monstrous ego – 
the lot. Be ready.
He sprang this on me, I didn’t see it coming.
Things were never the same afterwards.
And that’s Purrusha, this is her debut.
